I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." What about that eye patch?" Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them crapped in my eye." You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap."And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26Then:K N O W L E D G E11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%H A R D W O R K8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%But,A T T I T U D E1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%And,B U L L S H I T2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%So, it stands to reason that knowledge and hard work will get you. Will looked at Pierce, who nodded, and the two walked over to the two shower heads that stood parallel to the peephole.Dropping their towels, the two began to lather and rinse themselves off, all the time attempting to not stair at the hole in the wall.Amy’s heart was beating faster than ever before. Her hands trembled as she watched Will and Pierce, and she felt sweat form at the top of her forehead. She bit her lower lip, and clenched her fists.“Remember the plan, Amy!” She yelled to herself, “Overcome this temptation! Overcome it!”Amy looked, at what she thought would be the last time, at Will and Pierce’s naked bodies. Both were glistening from the shower water, and their athletic bodies were on full display. She softly moaned as she saw Pierce pull back his foreskin to clean his uncut cock. This made her about lose control and she almost shoved her fingers into her now wet pussy.She glanced at her watch and saw that it was 4:09. She took at deep breath and put her eye all the way.
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